NOTE: I'm not a mixologist so don't claim to know what would go in any of the made-up ones, but feel free to comment with your list of ingredients if so inspired.
- Horny Bastard
- Social Media
- Sacrifice (just so a non-drinker could order a "Virgin Sacrifice")
- Gay Wedding
- Fiscal Cliff
- Presidential Veto
- Joe Biden
- Sub-Prime Mortgage (made with the bar brand; a "Prime Mortgage" would be top shelf, no?)
All the odd-numbered drinks are real; the even-numbered drinks are from my imagination which is currently two of three sheets to the wind. Yes, there really is a drink called an "Abortion", and I gave credit to Handgun because my research came up with 3 related drinks - "Hot Pink Handgun", "Smoking Gun" and "Revolver". No "Semi-Automatic" or "Background Check" - yet!!